Doubles

Just to be clear, Doubles is a friend. Unfortunately, he’s also an attractive friend and all my other friends think I should go out with him. It’s not going to happen… but while he makes a great fake boyfriend, Doubles also unintentionally does a great job of screwing over any potential relationship I could have.
He technically shouldn’t even be in Vermin but I’ve been trying to avoid talking about him which has been pretty detrimental to any of the stories I’ve been telling you guys so I’m going to just let it happen and hope he never finds out about this blog.
(If you’re reading this, I love you. You’re a great friend!)

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